Impossible Pong

One player. One ball. One Computer opponent who doesn't really care about fairness.
The Challenge is on, will you accept it? Figure out the mechanics and beat the impossible challenge.

Listen:
This game was designed to be impossibly hard, I don't even know if it's possible. It's unfair and might frustrate you, like, a lot. In case you manage to beat it, which is unlikely, you may consider yourself the total boss of pong.